The beansidhe alchemist
  • About
  • Dream
  • Alchemy
  • Media
  • Blog
  • Contact

Author Archive for Sarah Strait

Alchemy Template – Example (Single Photo)

Posted by Sarah Strait on
 September 16, 2025
  · No Comments

Alchemy Template – Example (Single Photo)

Sarah Strait

“Story Tagline Goes Here”

You know how it is; you put things off for a day and next thing you know, it’s a hundred years later. That’s a relief. I hate babysitters. The universe hangs by such a delicate thread of coincidences that it would be useless to meddle with it, unless like me you’re a Time Lord. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Mmmm… what’s that m’boy? I know. Dinosaurs! On a spaceship! Rose… before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I!

Then, all things considered…it’s time I grew up. Yes, well, the definition of the word ‘humanity’ is always a rather complex question, isn’t it? This stuff, or whoever sent it, is cleverer than we are. Unfortunate, isn’t it? Once upon a time. The end. Dad skills. You may disguise your features but you can never disguise your intent. Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I’m saving the world? Are you listening to me? Our lives are important—at least to us—as we see, so we learn…Our destiny is in the stars , so let’s go and search for it.

You know how it is; you put things off for a day and next thing you know, it’s a hundred years later. That’s a relief. I hate babysitters. The universe hangs by such a delicate thread of coincidences that it would be useless to meddle with it, unless like me you’re a Time Lord. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Mmmm… what’s that m’boy? I know. Dinosaurs! On a spaceship! Rose… before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I!

Then, all things considered…it’s time I grew up. Yes, well, the definition of the word ‘humanity’ is always a rather complex question, isn’t it? This stuff, or whoever sent it, is cleverer than we are. Unfortunate, isn’t it? Once upon a time. The end. Dad skills. You may disguise your features but you can never disguise your intent. Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I’m saving the world? Are you listening to me? Our lives are important—at least to us—as we see, so we learn…Our destiny is in the stars , so let’s go and search for it.

The beansidhe alchemist
(626) 676-9124 | info@beansidhealchemist.com
Copyright © 2025 All Rights Reserved

Register for Courses